Chapter Thirteen
1910
The stained
glass dome and the alligators have long since vanished to the recesses of the
basement or the incinerator. Alone in the dimness of the weak spotlights, stand
Thomas Jefferson, resolute in marble on a pedestal of his achievements, and
Tom, searching the surface of the worn white marble floor for tracings there that would reveal to him where the alligator pools have been
covered up. Second only to the Scarlett legend which has been callously doubted
and righteously believed, is the fable of alligators that lived and snapped at
the top of the same staircase. Of the verity of this legend Tom is certain, for
his grandmother had bestowed one of the reptiles upon the Hotel as a young girl
and Tom’s Grandmother Katharine is a woman who holds no illusions and tells no
lies.
* * * * * *
“And have he got a name, ma'am?”
“Why yes, of
course: Mr. Wilson Pompington Ivey Alligator.”
“Wilson
Pompington Ivey Alligator.”
“Mr. Wilson
Pompington Ivey Alligator.”
“Scuse me,
Miz Holland. Ah plum fohgot de 'Mr.'“
“He is named
for Dr. Wilson Pompington Ivey, who was our preacher last year. He brought him
back to me from Florida.”
“A preacher?”
“Certainly. A
Baptist preacher. He preached at Second Baptist Church next door all last year.
And I was his best First-Year Bible Class pupil. So, he brought me an
alligator. You will take good care of him, now won't you?”
“Well now, if
disyere ally-gator's named after a Baptist preacher, well ma'am, you ain't got
nuffin' to worry 'bout from me. Dat is, most nothin' I can think of. Doan' you
worry none. I hab's to say dat I be a li'l worried for two things.”
“And what
might they be?”
“Well, first
off Miz Holland, I doan 'magine he gwineter keep dat red ribbon rounst his neck
foh very long.”
“Well, I just
couldn't bring him in here naked, now could I? It is Sunday after all. I
suppose he doesn't care for it too much though, being a boy and all. I suppose
he can just keep it on for today. And what's the other problem?”
“His name,
ma'am.”
“I think he
has a very fine name.”
“We'mm, you's
right about that, but a poe dahky lak me ain't nebber gwinter 'member all dose
words strung togedder. Cain't we give him anudder name, maybe somfin' simpler.
What's yoh name, Miz Holland?”
“Katharine.
But my friends at Miss Lakewood's School for Young Ladies call me Kitty.”
“A name lak
dat'd do.”
“Well now, we
can't call him Kitty now can we? Let's call him Pompington.”
“Da'ss right
long too. How do 'Pompey' soun' to you? It's a fine name. I had a uncle what
was called Pompey.”
“Was he a
good Christian?”
“One of de
finest.”
“Well then,
Pompey it is.”
“Katharine,
we really must go.”
Mrs. Holland
had been standing back behind a palm tree, speaking in soft tones to the manager
who had escorted them to the Palm Court so that they could let Katharine's pet
alligator loose in one of the two reflecting pools. There were already a good
half dozen baby alligators in the tiny ponds at Thomas Jefferson's feet, left
there by overnight guests from Florida headed for points north. At first the
management had been dismayed at the practice, upkeep and so forth, until one of
the bellboys, a very young, hard-working, kind of shuffling darky named Willie
Carter had volunteered to feed the reptiles with scraps from the restaurant's
tables and then gradually assumed all maintenance responsibilities for the reptiles. Shortly
thereafter, the alligators turned out to be a terrific attraction for children
and the mezzanine restaurant began to bring in a lot more money on Saturday and Sunday
afternoons, mainly in ice cream this is true, but it was more money. So, the
‘gators stayed and had recently come to form part of the Hotel's personality.
As for
Pompey, or Mr. Wilson Pompington Ivey Alligator, like so many of his kind, he
had made a disorienting voyage from Palm Beach to Richmond, tied shut in a shoe
box. His young mistress alternated keeping him under her bed in the same shoe
box he had arrived in, dunking him in the wash basin in her room, and letting
him loose in the front garden under her watchful eye. Chocolate hadn't quite
agreed with his stomach, so the terrified maids had allowed young Katharine to
feed him what was left of their cooked chitterlings, far superior fare where
Pompey was concerned. Katharine was the envy of her brother and all the little
white and colored boys, to whom she proudly displayed her pet in the front yard
once a day after returning from school.
This had gone
on all week. Sunday morning, Katharine's parents, who had encountered more than
enough trouble with the servants about keeping the alligator in the house, had
informed Katharine that she would have to let the alligator go after Sunday
dinner; it would no longer be tolerated in the house. Kitty had been somewhat
disconcerted at first, but after being reminded what absolute parental
authority consisted in, given very sound reasoning about an alligator's natural
habitat and consequent daily necessities, and promised ice cream on the
Mezzanine of the Hotel after consignment, Katharine had agreed to the whole
affair, mollifying her loss with the realization that she could always visit
Mr. Wilson Pompington Ivey Alligator after church on the way home.
“Here you go.
What's your name?”
“Willie
Carter, Miz Holland. But you jus' call me Willie now.”
“Here Willie,
you go ahead and put him into the water. I'm afraid the others might snap at
me.”
Willie
gingerly picked up the expanding rib cage and, leaving the red ribbon intact,
and softly placed Pompey on the surface of the water.
Room enough
to swim in, at last! Pompey's little legs started to paddle, he opened his
mouth for a taste of the water, and as soon as Willie let go, he darted away
under water to meet the other alligators in the pool.
“Now, Mr.
Wilson Pompington Ivey Alligator, I expect you to act like a gentleman with
your new companions and I shall be back next Sunday so Willie here can tell me
exactly how you’ve been behaving. Good-bye.”
“Doan you
worry none, Miz Holland. He be just fine. Good-bye.”
“Katharine,
now come along.”
“Bye Miz
Holland.”
“Good-bye
Willie.”
“And you be
very good to my friend.”
“Doan you
worry none. And Mizzez Holland, you did cut one fahn figure, dancin' wid dat
Padrooski feller last night.”
Mrs. Holland
smiled in genteel acknowledgment to the bellboy and took her daughter by the
hand. Katharine was a peculiar child, with perhaps too much imagination for her
own good. She was quiet enough at any rate. No trouble had been foreseen for
the depositing of the alligator and none had occurred. A little ice cream would
patch up everything. They descended six steps to the Mezzanine among the other
well-to-do, Katharine for her ice cream, and Mrs. Holland to judge the Sunday
afternoon hats.
“Well Pompey,
now le'ss see. Disyere is Pokey. Pokey, meet Pompey. And over dere is Punk, and
next her is Waldo and his sweetheart Gatorina. Oh, and de smart gal in de
corner, why she be Cleopatra, 'ceptin' she doan want none of nobody's business.
Now if you's good and make friends with all of them, why, I take you over to
meet de udders in dat pool over dere. You goneta be fine here, doan worry none.
You gots old Willie C. to look after you.”
“Willie!
You'd best get down to your station right now. The guests will be checking out
for the four o'clock train. You're a hard-workin' boy and we need you with the
guests, not the ‘gators. If you ain't careful why they'll gobble you right down
one of these days, and all that'll be left of you is your brass buttons.”
“I gwine
Boss, I'se a gwine. Frien's, I be back to feed you after I finish downstairs.
You be p'lite to your new frien' now.”
The
manager walked down the marble staircase while Willie wound his way down the
wooden side stairs and Pompey surveyed the situation. Things were clear. Waldo
was in charge, holding Punk and Pokey in thrall and keeping Gatorina close by.
Gatorina was the weakest and smallest of the four females, so by allying
herself to Waldo, she achieved protection and defense against the other four.
Cleopatra was the eldest and consequently a good bit larger than any of the
alligators present. She was in league with no one since she was female and the
biggest of all the alligators. It was clear as well, that Cleopatra would
gobble up the most it came time to feed since she was independent; Waldo would
have to cede a fair amount of what he could obtain to Gatorina, and to the
other females he protected. Punk and Pokey were not going to be easy to ally.
At the moment
their glances were simply stimulated by the presence of another male in the
pool. Waldo's menacing snap warned Pompey of what he'd have to do to gain
supremacy. Cleopatra floated with her eyes half above the water as she sized up
the newcomer as well.
“There's only
one thing to do. Build up the hunger pangs so that when there's something to
eat, I'll be more ferocious than the rest of them. I have to get hungry. I have
to feel hungry. I have to want to eat more than the others; then, I have to eat
more. But first, I’ve got to get rid of this thing around my neck.”
It wasn't
easy to reach with his claws, but by twisting his neck and scratching, Pompey
succeeded in ripping the red ribbon little by little until it was almost free.
The tragedy was that as he was ripping the last stroke, trying four or five
times, he inflicted a small cut on his neck, minuscule and just barely bleeding.
It was enough. As soon as he smelled his own blood in the water and combined it
with his hunger, his instincts raced.
“I’ve got to
eat now. I’ve got to feed. There is nothing in the water except for the other
alligators who have tasted my blood in the water and are ready to fight as
well.”
Cleopatra
zoomed over, confused by the red ribbon, and attempted to take a chunk out
around Pompey's eye. Pompey retaliated, hindered and infuriated by the ribbon,
managing to put a small scratch in Cleopatra's mouth. Waldo seized the
opportunity, and together with Poke and Punk, attacked Cleopatra, leaving
Pompey alone as he turned over on his back still trying to free himself of the
ribbon. A long hard pole entered the water from the air, disrupting the small fight.
“Whachoo
thinks you's up to? Lawd hab mussy! You all be actin' like animals. Pompey,
what dey done to you?”
Willie
reached into the pool and grabbed Pompey by his white belly. He set him down
flat on the edge of the pool. Despite Pompey's snapping, which Willie easily
credited to his ignominious treatment, he removed the red noose from around his
head. Willie had come up to feed them the scraps from Sunday dinner, mostly
lamb today and so accordingly put the paper in front of Pompey so that he could
eat his fill. Willie knew better than to put his hand down to the plate while
the tiny beast was feeding, so he waited for Pompey to turn his head and
masticate and then grabbed a handful of the scraps and threw them one by one
into the water so that all the alligators would have something to eat.
Cleopatra got the largest chunk and Waldo was forced to share the smaller bits
among his females. Only Pompey ate and ate until he was completely full. Glands
from around the neck would have been preferable, but this stuff was a lot
better than that sweet brown stuff he'd been eating for the last week, or those
rubbery low entrails, both devoid of blood. He gorged. He ate so much that
parts occasionally came back up so he chewed them again two or three times and
then sent them back to his gullet with an extra gob of saliva to keep them
down.
“I guess we’d
best put you in t'other pool. Dey ain’t no ladies dere, but you hab a good time
wid de fellers.”
Willie
floated Pompey on the surface of the other pool just before throwing in the
scraps. This was an ideal situation for Pompey. All the alligators were much
younger than he and a good half size smaller, therefore not as canny about size
and sex. Pompey was easily the biggest. As Willie fed the others, they cast
furtive glances at Pompey, who, though not motivated by hunger, dashed into the
fray to get the biggest piece, simply to assert his supremacy. The smaller
alligators posed no defense and were not endowed with offense. Willie laughed,
while Pompey returned to a corner holding the meat in his mouth. This time he
chewed it slowly and carefully.
“My, my, my.
Well now, ain't you sumfin'? Di'nt Miz Holland give you nuffin' to eat 'cept
choklit and chitterlings? Doan you worry none Mr. Pompey. I be takin' right
good care of you. Now you be p'lite to dese fellers, and dey treat you like a
gempmum.”
Pompey became
Willie's favorite on this first day at the hotel. The Hollands were quality and
finally someone had been interested enough in the alligators to negotiate the
name with Willie. Most of the other guests simply left their shoe boxes at the
front desk when they checked out. On the other hand, little Miss Holland had
shown interest and affection for the alligator, making him someone special.
After Willie had seen Pompey get attacked and acknowledged the fact that Pompey could behave
himself like a gentleman, well Willie decided right then and there that Pompey
would have preferential treatment. Pompey himself, had already assumed that
would be the case.
For about six
weeks Katharine came to inspect her alligator's health and social comportment,
always stopping to speak to Willie if he wasn't busy at the bellhop station, inquiring as to Pompey's
appetite and pool manners. Following this, she proceeded straight up the grand
staircase to the exotic splendor of palm trees and jeweled windows to salute
her small friend. Upon entering, she curtsied to that greatest Virginian of
them all, Thomas Jefferson, heedless of the small reptilian dramas that
unfolded at the base of his pedestal. Pompey didn't recall or recognize
Katharine, but she could always pick him out as the largest in the pool of the
smaller alligators. She would bend down to talk to him, or point him out to a
friend or country cousin who had accompanied her after Sunday dinner.
Pompey had
started to realize that the tall strange shadows against the light were
harmless, and that at the most they might poke a finger in the water, teasing
him to bite it, or try to touch him on the head. The smaller shadows would
occasionally toss bits of chocolate whose dark sugary taste he'd come to
appreciate, if not exactly desire. There was only one important shadow, that of
Willie, who brought him meat once or twice a day. Willie helped to make sure
that Pompey always got the big pieces.
Soon
Katharine's family tired of accompanying her every Sunday to see Mr. Wilson Pompington Ivey Alligator. Little by
little they convinced Katharine that the essential importance of the whole
matter was that she had an alligator at the Jefferson where he was fed and
watched after, because, as Willie told her, he was everyone's favorite. That
was, everyone except for the smaller alligators in the pool.
Pompey
definitely reigned supreme. The other ‘gators had found it unusual the first
day when the new alligator hadn't fed except for the biggest chunk of meat.
However the next day and the day after and the day after again, Pompey snapped
and pushed and shoved and got his way. The largest share of the food was his.
It wasn't
difficult to accomplish. All Pompey had to concentrate on was continually
asserting that he was the most important. After he'd established his ascendancy
at mealtime, Pompey started to mark off as his waters and territory the
south-eastern corner of the pool the corner where Willie fed them twice a day.
But this wasn't enough. Pompey decided to take up the southwestern corner when
his tail started to lengthen. Finally, when Pompey desired to disport himself,
ricocheting from one end of the pool the other, the other alligators soon
learned to make way and hover on the water outside Pompey's path. If they
accidentally happened to interrupt his fun, he didn't even bother to snap at
them any more; he'd just go ahead and take a chunk out of their claws or tail.
“Power. Power
and hunger are the only sure things. When they are combined, no one can ever
take anything away from you. Life is dependent on two things and two things
only: muscle and stomach. A stomach that's always empty, sending bile and
saliva and hunger to your mouth, hardening and tightening the jaw muscles into
cruelty so you can bite and eat anyone who gets in your way. Claws and paws to
swim faster and faster, and scratch the others to prove you're the boss. That's
what life is.”
“Why, I
declare! you gettin' to be one big allygator, you ole rascal Pompey, you.
Pompey, now look on up here, here's someone you got's to meet, Mr. President
Woodrow Wilson. Mr. President, suh, dat dere is Pompey.”
Woodrow
stared though his lenses at the amphibian. “Alligators in a hotel in Virginia.
Getting fed sirloin tips, left over from the tables of course, yet better fare
than our boys in France are dining upon. It seems that despite an ongoing war
you must let people pamper their little pet peeves, even when they turn out to
be cold-hearted little reptiles such as these. It can't do any real harm, now
can it? At any rate, feeding an alligator in a pool is highly preferable to
nursing a viper at your breast.”
“Why thank
you. It's Willie, isn't it?”
“Yassuh Mr.
President, suh. I do thank you for meeting my friend Pompey. He prob'ly doan
'preciate it none, but I sho' do.”
Willie threw
the rest of the food to the smaller alligators.
“You am
getting to be one mighty big pusson. Why dis is de secont president what you'b
met. Yassuh, all de gempmums 'n ladies take a shine to you right from the
start. And you gettin' better at behavin' too. De las' time you snapped at
anyone it was dat Lady Astor, who' d'int like you the mo' befo' you showed her
yoh pearly whites. Jes' 'tween you an' me, I think she musta sucked a raw egg
befo' she came to see you.”
Pompey rolled
over on his back and Willie reached down to scratch his white belly.
“It's
pleasant enough. Not like eating or swimming, but there's something about this
scratching business I like.”
Pompey had
begun to recognize people. There were only two or three types, the males
obviously had legs and the females didn't, even though they had paws. They came
all sorts of colors, with black or white heads and paws. Almost all of the
people he saw every day steered clear of the pool, with the exception of
Willie.
It took
Pompey about fifteen years to grow sick and tired of the same pool day in day
out. Willie wouldn't put him in the other pool, quickly bringing to mind the
tussle there had been with Waldo and Cleopatra the first day. Pompey had
however, grown considerably larger in fifteen years. He made up his mind to try
something when it got dark.
The mist of sprightly tints raining from the
multi-colored glass cupola darkened in hue, tone and the lights were cut on
after dusk. There was no party scheduled for the evening and guests wandered in
and out of the court, down onto the Mezzanine, chatting and ogling the
alligators, wondering where they could find some liquor in this godforsaken
city. The alligator boy became vehement at their inquiries.
“Ain't nebbuh
no liquor touched dese lips, nossuh. Why, I'd lose my job too. You wouldn't
want me to lose my job, now would you, suh?”
At eleven,
the lights were cut off as the majority of the guests turned in for the
evening. The dark waters of the pool gradually revealed a colored glow of
moonlight, streaming in through the windows. The other alligators had given
themselves over to a relative dormancy, but not Pompey.
Swimming back
and forth in the narrow end of the pool, Pompey created a wave that rose higher
and higher until it was at the edge of the marble floor. With what came fairly
close to a flying leap, he heaved up and his claws grabbed onto the edge of the
pool. The water receded and with the returning wave Pompey was able to get his chest
up onto the floor. Another wave and all four claws scraped against terra firma.
He'd done it. He pushed himself and moved around to glance at the other
alligators floating in the pool, bathed in the variegated moonlight. Only one
of the alligators was awake enough to notice that Pompey was no longer with
them, and he couldn't have cared less.
Pompey turned
around and started to waddle off, inspecting the plants, nibbling at the palm
leaves. Then he found the other pool, and looked down at the alligators
floating around half asleep. “Cleopatra. Hmmmm. A female, But not tonight.” He
crawled under chairs and tables and made his way out of the court into the
reception rooms at the front of the hotel. The few steps weren't difficult to
manage and passing from the Louis Quatorze Room with its heavy damask
draperies, he moved to the mint green Louis Quinze Room, furnished with writing
desks and fresh flowers on the table. The doors were easy enough to push open,
so he explored the marble halls and bathroom and cloak rooms.
There was one
thing in particular he liked. The carpets. They were warm and when he dragged
his stomach across them, it felt like floating belly-side up in the daytime,
feeling the sun warm his innards. Then when he got too warm, the marble floor
was never far away. Soon he got thirsty and decided to return to the pool. He
spent twice as much time wandering through the doors and up and down steps
trying to find the pool as he had spent trying to get away from it, but at last
he found the three steps to the court and the white silhouette of Thomas
Jefferson. Before making the plunge, he urinated on a corner of the statue's
pedestal, marking his journey and intention to return.
Day broke,
weeks passed and in addition to increasing his fearlessness, Pompey had been
strengthening his shoulders and hips with his nocturnal exercise. After a
month, he'd oriented himself as to the juxtapositions of all the rooms. He had
become a little too bold for his own good. The more he strayed from the water,
the easier it was to do. He'd stopped scuttling back to the pool at the first
rays of daylight. The wood was cool enough, the rug was warm and it was all too
easy to get to the marble floor and regulate his temperature. He marked the
writing desk in the Louis Quinze room as his. One morning he fell asleep as the
first pure beams of sun warmed his slick green back. He curled his tail around
the back of the desk and licked his chops.
Alice and
Gertrude had decided to take their early morning meditations in the room with
the horrible reproduction furniture, having discovered that it was the quietest
place in the hotel at that hour. There were no maids knocking on doors and
cleaning rooms and knocking on doors and cleaning rooms, and knocking on doors
and cleaning rooms and talking and talking and cleaning and cleaning and
talking and knocking and cleaning and knocking on doors and cleaning rooms. So,
the two middle-aged women walked in and opened the window a little for a bit of
air. Alice went and sat at the piano, endlessly practicing the scale of C major
in four octaves, up and down, in triplets, five count, eighth notes, in sixths,
in thirds.
Gertrude sat at the desk. Her
Woman's Club speech was that night, and she wanted to pronounce the same great
truths in the same new ways and repeat and modify and play on rhythms and
accents. She wanted it all to be subtler this evening, however. She sat and
wrote and wrote and rewrote and changed tenses and adjectives. She shifted her
weight and leaned on her arm and shifted her weight and stared at the paper and
erased and shifted her weight and put her feet on the rung of the desk.
Pompey felt
something pushing against his rib cage in the back, and without waking up, he
shifted his weight too. Gertrude grunted and started to bob her ankle. Then she
felt a movement. It couldn't be her legs.
“Something is
moving, a terrible force is moving its great thighs in the sunlight, in the
sunlight of the day great thighs are moving with a terrible force, the terrible
thighs of the day are moving with the force of the sunlight, in the day of the
terrible movement there is a force of thigh against thigh.” She looked down past her thighs and there
was the force, the terrible daylight force, the force moving under her terrible
thighs.
“I'm resting
my feet on an alligator.”
“Oh Gertrude,
are you writing poetry again?”
“There's an
alligator where my feet are resting.”
“Well now,
that sounds like an awfully good first variation Gertrude.”
“I'm serious
Alice. Come over here this instant!”
“Why
Gertrude. There's an alligator under your feet!”
“Alice, don't
be redundant. Now help me get up. I think it's asleep.”
In fact,
Pompey did not wake up until Willie came and grabbed him by the rib cage.
Pompey snapped.
“Doan you
show me no foolishness Mr. Pompey. Whachoo doin' in here anyway, frightenin'
the ladies? Lawd hab mussy. We in big trouble now, donchoo know? Why dey's
liable to chop you into little pieces and serve you as de specialty of de week.
Steak fed alligator giblets. Now you come back wid me to de pool. I been
thinkin' you been up to somethin' dese last weeks 'cozen de floor 'roun' de
statue be dirty even when dey ain't been no party been had de night before.”
“Willie!”
“Yes Boss.”
“Now just
what are we going to do about this alligator?”
“Why I put
him right back into the pool. Seemter be the most sensible thang to do.”
“Drop him in
and come talk to me.”
“Yes Boss.”
“All right
Willie. There are two possibilities: either we kill these reptiles one by
one... “
“Kill'em!
Kill Pompey! Why he's de most famous gempmum in de Ho-tel. You cain' kill him.
Might as well kill me too.”
“Well, do you
want to take him home with you?”
“Take him
home! I ain't got nuffin' but a wood washtub foh Satiddy night befo' I goes to
church on Sunday.”
“Well, what
are we going to do?”
“Well Boss,
when de chickens start in on yoh neighbor's strang beans, all you kin do is
build a chicken coop. 'Cep de alligators be too long what foh' to stay inside.”
“Well then,
why don't we build a fence around them?”
“Boss, you am
one smart man, I do declare.”
“Good. Today,
I want you to go down to the basement, speak with the engineers and arrange to
have a fence built around those pools. And no one comes in here except for you
and me, until they're built.”
“I got you
Boss.”
Chicken wire
and two by fours can still a prison make. Pompey was none too pleased with an
additional two feet of wall around the pool. He didn't do anything about it
until the night he got his first freshwater Martini.
“Scott, look.
Alligator golf bags for the kiddies. Aren't they just too precious!”
“Here Zelda;
guess why I wanted to come down here?”
“For the golf
bags of course. They're just too divine. I'll buy you three. You can use them
for your shoes.”
“No Zelda,
That is not why. Look here.”
“Gin!
Darling, where did you manage to get juniper juice in all of little
Queensborough?”
“In the third
drawer of the bureau. Come on, let's have a drink.”
“But Scott,
Gin without Ice? It's unthinkable.”
“It'll be
drinkable though. We'll just drink it from the bottle so there's no outright heresy
involved. What's the use of being holy?”
They pulled
up two chairs and sat staring at the alligators as they drank from the glass
neck of a rather large mouthwash bottle. A full moon provided ample streams of
iridescent light for them, enchanting the room at midnight. How they'd managed
to get in there was a mystery even to them; long unopened cells stealthily
poured from broken pediment to broken pediment, until the darkness gushed forth
into a court of palm trees. The water glinted the dormant shrugs of the
alligators.
“Oh heavens,
Zelda. One of the Gods is declaring his dismay at our little fun.”
“That's not
one of the Gods, silly. that is God; it's Thomas Jefferson. You keep forgetting
we're in Vuh-gin-yuh.”
“Ah yes, the fatherland of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, as long as it's not Saturday night. What do people do here for a good time?”
“Ah yes, the fatherland of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, as long as it's not Saturday night. What do people do here for a good time?”
“Oh darling,
they're not interested in a good time; they're too busy worrying about what
their friends' mothers' maiden names were and keeping their oyster forks
polished. But after all, aren't we having fun? You've even managed to put the 'gin' in Vuh-gin-yuh.”
“Sitting in
front of a lost God, sipping warm gin over green heathens that would eat
children. You call this fun?”
“It's one
hell of a lot better than me sitting in the easy chair and you stretched out on
the bed in our hot little room upstairs. And these bright shiny baby golf bags
are just as sweet and docile as you can expect alligators to be, now, aren't
they? Here, try some of this.”
It was
inevitable that some of the gin would end up in the water. Not too much
perhaps, but more than the alligators’ pure blood was capable of tolerating.
The couple sat and chatted, passing the bottle back and forth, and due to
occasional spurts of generosity, a teensy weensy was offered in libation to the
marble God. Zelda laughed a little too loud, and the passing night engineer
opened the door, sending the man and his wife skittering through the marble
halls, hiding and giggling before making their way back to their room
undetected. The remaining contents of the bottle drained into the pool.
Pompey was
getting angrier and angrier. The pool was too small. The other alligators were
getting more and more numerous.
“Everything
is too small, the water is too rough, waving back and forth, up and down. I’ve
got to move. I’ve got to get out of here, I can't take this any more. I want
the carpet and the sunlight, the clean yellow sunlight in the morning.”
Pompey reared
up, broke through the chicken wire, lacerating his paws but the pain was almost
pleasure: life, and liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Over the floor,
around the statue, staring down at the other alligators bigger than he
remembered them, there was Cleopatra, succulent and waiting, Cleopatra. His
instinct mounted within and Pompey moved toward the chicken wire fence.
It broke when
he pushed against it, making a crack audible enough for the night engineer to
come rushing back into the room. He was greeted by Pompey slithering into the
other pool and one of the alligators in Pompey's pool floating on its back.
What he didn't realize was that he was witnessing their first and last big
drunk. He grabbed Pompey by the tail and both Pompey and Cleopatra were
surprised by the sudden movement, smacking their jaws. The engineer hollered
and ran out of the court when the long-awaited fight between Pompey and Waldo
took place.
Cleopatra lay
in wait to see who would win. The other three females were off to one side,
trying to avoid the jaws and claws. Pompey wanted it all and Pompey would have
it all. There was nothing to be done about him now. He had become the shadows'
favorite and had grown bigger than the rest of the reptiles in his twenty years
of feeding on the biggest chunks. There was no order, save the order that
Pompey could wreak and Pompey would have it all. The blood rushed to their
heads and legs and the two alligators would fight that blood out. Pompey would
usurp every last gesture of Waldo's power, he would show him who was boss, but
Waldo was smaller and sober, and maneuvered faster in the shallow water,
parrying Pompey's drunken lunges. The lights suddenly came on, and a wooden
pole was between them.
“Hush up
dere! Whachoo think you'se up to?”
For the only
time in his life, Pompey actually turned on Willie, snapping in the air,
grabbing the pole in his jaws and yanking it toward him. The engineer stared at
the chairs pulled up beside the other pool and saw a bottle glittering among
the palm fronds where Pompey had kicked it as he clambered out of the pool.
Willie gave the alligators a quick whack of the pole, stunning Waldo and
knocking Pompey out. The engineer picked up the bottle and sniffed it. Pompey
slid down into the water.
“Willie, what
we got on our hands here is a passel of drunk alligators.”
“Drunk? What
dey been drinkin'?”
“Well, in my
opinion, I'd say it's nothing more than good, old-fashioned, bathtub gin. And
judging from these two chairs here, I'd even say two of the guests decided to
have a little moonlight cocktail party with the ‘gators tonight.”
“Drunk?”
Willie looked
down at Pompey who had started to vomit into the water.
“Pompey's
gone. Oh Lawd, my Pompey my gempmum friend is up and lef' me foh de other side!
He's losin' all his insides.”
“Oh Willie,
he'll be all right. Don't start bawlin'. We'd better get him out of the water
or he'll drown.”
Pompey was
gone to the world and didn't even register that the engineer and Willie had
pulled him up out of the water still vomiting, shook him two or three times to
get the water out of his lungs, and then laid him next to his pool.
“We can't put
him back into the water Willie. He'd drown.”
“And we cain’
leave him out de water or tomorry dat's de end of Pompey. I guess I best stay
here till'n he git to feelin' better. And look, let's get dem out de water
too.”
One of the
small alligators had already died. The others had navigated themselves more or
less into the same straits as Pompey, so Willie held vigil until they regained
consciousness. Willie sat and waited. He was used to both. There wasn't much
use in hurrying around, trying to get things done, because the results were
invariably the same. The same pay, the same respect, the same low rung in
society. Besides, if you hurried and ended up all in a fluster, tired out and
worn to the bone, well when you had to start it all over again, you just didn't
feel like doing it and you didn't do it right. That way you risked everything,
because as soon as you lost one good job, well that was that. You were through
and done for. Nothing left to do in the city except shovel coal. No sir, only
one thing to do; keep the same job for as long as you could. Willie had managed
it.
No sooner had
the Hotel advertised for new bellboys after the 1907 renovation than Willie had
been there waiting at the service door at half past seven in the morning. His
nails were clean, his hair had been pomaded into an imitation of whiteness, and
an excessively laundered white shirt sported an out-of-date bowtie. After they
glanced down at his old shoes shined to patent leather brilliance, they decided
that Willie was dirt poor but respectable. Went to church, Yessir, the First African
Baptist with his mother every Sunday mornin' and Wednesday go-to-meeting. He
knew how to sign his name and say “Yes sir,” and “No, ma'am,” with a shining
white darky smile. He was a little darker than a brown paper bag and probably too young, but
the high yellows had started their own businesses on the other side of Broad
Street and were in short supply. Willie had been there every morning for the
past twenty-eight years. His brass buttons were spit polished and shining, and
“Sir” or “Boss” ever present on his lips. Oh, he was your regular shuffling
kind though not to extremes, for he always did all his work, was obsequiously
polite to the clientele, and not ambitious enough to aspire to worldly
position, but easily intelligent enough to understand and quote long passages
from the King James Version. Yes, he'd become a regular, recognized and
patronized by the guests. A man without apparent passion for women or money,
he was consequently a good worker. Willie's existence at the Hotel would have
gone completely unremarked had it not been for the arrival of the alligators.
He fed them
and cleaned the pools two or three times a month. He became a favorite with all
the children because he knew them all by name, and they knew him. The ‘gators
made Willie special. No passing dignitary visited without an invitation from
Willie to come and meet his green friends. Most of them accepted. But Willie
didn't invite them to puff himself up; it was for the alligators themselves,
and mainly for his Pompey. Like dogs, they were the companions that you could
know inside out, yet they were different: something extraordinary, something
exotic. Willie was the only man he knew that could call an alligator his own.
Willie talked
to his alligators. They never intimated that he was a worthless nigger, that he
was talking nonsense, or that they had better things to do. He had recounted to
them his long unhappy tale of unrequited love, the deep sadnessess at his
mother's death, and how many chickens his neighbors had. He told the alligators
who all these important visitors were and where'd they come from, then
proffering more personal opinions on the celebrities when he was alone with the
gators. He taught the alligators how to behave and act. He treated them like
gentlemen and ladies, but unlike everyone else Willie treated as ladies and
gentlemen, the alligators treated him back like a gentleman; not with handshakes and
infinitesimally small courtesies, but by simply acknowledging his presence. He
was someone for the alligators and they were someone for him.
Yet, it was
all real; Willie knew they were just animals and would just as soon eat his
hand as from it. It was not important, because for all of Willie's lack of
education, he knew that the power of love and respect lies in what you
consciously and carefully give, power that is bolstered by the attention you
receive in return. It was what the white folks called dignity but they too
often threw down for pride.
So Willie sat
and waited.
“Drunken. A
drunken alligator, Dat's what you is Pompey, and I'se shamed to see de day what
it's come about. Likkah ain't nebber passed my lips and I was sure dat it'd
nebber pass dose big white teef of yours. But you ain't to blame, we all know
dat, and you be fine, come mornin'.”
When Pompey
did awake, a headache pounded through his brain and the taste of vomit swilled
around his mouth. He grunted and groaned and shed tears. Willie didn't exactly
know what to do, but he lifted him back into the pool for starters.
“Well Willie,
did they make it through the night?”
“I bleeb so,
but poe ole Pompey be complainin' sumfin' fierce.”
“Must be a
case of the ‘gator hangover. I guess you know what to do.”
“What's dat?”
“Put an
icebag on his head. It'll make that hammer stop beating around his skull.”
“Willie?”
“I'se here
Boss.”
The morning
manager was welcomed into the early morning light of the Jefferson Court by the
sight of Willie's kinky hair standing on end and his hands immersed in the
water of the alligator pool.
“What in
tarnation do you think you're doing?”
Willie turned
and the manager saw that he'd tied a linen table cloth into a big topknot
around Pompey's head. He also noticed the other smaller alligator belly side up
on the rim of the pool.
“Well Boss,
you see it's like dis. Somebody got in here last night and filled up de pool
wid gin. And Pompey heah, well he ain't mighty 'tickluh about likkah, but dere
wasn't much he could do 'bout drankin' it, 'cozen he was in de water, and as
you know Boss, alligators libs in de water.”
“Yes, but
Willie what are you doing now?”
“Boss, I'se
gettin' to dat. Well, you see old Pompey had a drop more'n he could take, what
got him pow'ful riled and he jes' up and lef' de pool. So ole Willie come in
here, and I'se been sittin' up wid him since I couldn't put him back into de
pool or he'd be drownded. And den when he woke up dis mornin', well he was
gruntin' and a'groanin' and de engineer tole me it is what dey call a hangover
and de disease is only cured by ice on de haid. So here I is, at de service of
de Hotel, wrappin' a pack of ice onto Pompey's haid.”
“What?”
“Well you see
Boss, it's like dis. Somebody got in here last night, and dey...”
“I heard you
the first time. Now get up. We need you for the guests checking out. And what's
the matter with that alligator there?”
“He's daid
Boss. De gin done done him in.”
“Well, take
the dead alligator down to the basement and tell the engineer to throw him into the
incinerator. Then you get cleaned up and report to your station. We have to do
something about these animals. We can't go on like this.”
“You ain'
gonna trow dem into de 'cinerator, am you?”
“Well, what
do you suggest?”
“Oh Boss, you
cain't trow dese fellers into de fiery furnace. Dey's not Meshack, Shadrack o' Abednego.”
“What?”
“Oh Boss, you
jes’ cain’. Dey's de symbol of dis Ho-tel. Widout de alligators you ain't got
no luck here.”
“That's just
about enough from you. Now get moving: this is a hotel, not an animal
hospital.”
It took a
week to make and it was a little more expensive than the alligators warranted,
but finally two iron lattice domes were installed over the pools, and bolted
into the floor. Pompey tried his best to budge it, but it was no use.
“Dis is what
likkah's done for you, you ole rascal. I almos' loss' my job and now you in a
cage. Like a common chicken. Dey done built you a ‘gator coop. I hope you's
happy.”
But Pompey
was only hungry.
World War II had relatively little effect on Richmond, as on the rest of the States, until Pearl Harbor was bombed. Willie was years too old to enlist, but the other bellboys left to serve their country. Then, the civil defense warden paid a visit to the Hotel one day, and declared that the windows in all the rooms would have to have black drapes, and that all the stained glass windows in the ceilings of the Lobby and the Jefferson Court would have to be stuccoed over. Thus was the Hotel plunged into the eternal night from which it has yet to recover. While the workmen covered over the court, plaster fell into the pools, so Willie covered over the ‘gator coops. It took the plants a good two months to all die, but the alligators somehow struggled along without fresh air in penumbra. Frankly, the court began to stink a little. Pompey had grown longer and longer, too large for the pool’s width, but he still wasn't strong enough to knock the iron dome off. There were no days, no nights, only feeding time existed and the meat that was left over from the dining room began to get scarce. Pompey started plotting with Mesozoic fervor.
World War II had relatively little effect on Richmond, as on the rest of the States, until Pearl Harbor was bombed. Willie was years too old to enlist, but the other bellboys left to serve their country. Then, the civil defense warden paid a visit to the Hotel one day, and declared that the windows in all the rooms would have to have black drapes, and that all the stained glass windows in the ceilings of the Lobby and the Jefferson Court would have to be stuccoed over. Thus was the Hotel plunged into the eternal night from which it has yet to recover. While the workmen covered over the court, plaster fell into the pools, so Willie covered over the ‘gator coops. It took the plants a good two months to all die, but the alligators somehow struggled along without fresh air in penumbra. Frankly, the court began to stink a little. Pompey had grown longer and longer, too large for the pool’s width, but he still wasn't strong enough to knock the iron dome off. There were no days, no nights, only feeding time existed and the meat that was left over from the dining room began to get scarce. Pompey started plotting with Mesozoic fervor.
“Only one
thing is clear. I will have to be the only one. This pool is too small for all
of us, and the other alligators are weakening from lack of food and air, and
room to move in. The water doesn't stay clean, since the hole only squirts
water a couple of hours each day. I’ve got the people on my side. I shall be
the only one.”
For the first
time in his career at the Hotel, Willie had taken ill. It was only three days,
influenza, but even the manager advised him not to come to work; it would have
been unhealthy for the guests. Willie was assured that the alligators would be
properly fed. Though Willie was not entirely at ease, he was far too ill to
come in and check on them.
It was Friday
night, and the alligators hadn't been fed for a day and a half. It was easy
enough to forget them. Pompey had managed to eat more than the others combined,
and he was still hungry. But he wasn't strong enough to mount his anger.
Suddenly, the doors flew open and court filled up with people screaming and
moaning. They ran around, wailing and crying, and Pompey detected a strong acrid
scent in the air. Some of the shadows were even lying down on the floor, an
unprecedented event in the thirty-odd years he'd been residing in the pool.
Either they were sleeping, or they were dead. Shiny black men with white faces
and red tops were dragging long black snakes around, and white faces over white
dresses were bending over the sleeping or the dead. The tension in the air was
pressing through the iron grate into the pool and Pompey was starting to feel
his old anger.
Then the
shiny black men carried over a woman, a yellow woman with black spots. There
was a smell about her, a strange smell, two smells together. There was a pain
in his head and then the smell of an animal, not the smell of a person, there
was the strange pungent smell heavy in the air, the redolence of an anger
remembered and then the smell of fresh meat. Pompey looked up and saw the
woman's yellow skin drop to one side and he saw her legs were as long as a
man’s and a white breast. Her head rolled over towards him and mouth opened and
Pompey recalled the anger of the night he had broken loose to possess
Cleopatra. Hunger and desire, and the wrath and smell of that night, a heavily
disguised trace of the cold hard smell invaded his nostrils and mixed in his
brain, spelling out attack and feed and attack and feed. Attack and feed.
Pompey lunged at the smallest alligator in the pool who had been getting
skittish, and with one fell swoop of his open jaws, enclosed the alligator's
muzzle to the eyes, in his own mouth. He clamped down through the hard green
skin, finally tasting warm red blood, food, real food, something he had
forgotten, blood and hot glands, and narrow little bones with sweet marrow
inside.
“This is
life, yes, this is supremacy in a world devoid of light and air, this blood,
this power is what life is made of. Yes, this is life.” Pompey finished off the
alligator in three gulps.
He was
satiated with the glut of living meat. No one had noticed his cannibalism. The
tumult of fire and death on the upper floors had upset everything and only
Brantley Hall had seen the attack as he looked down on Alethea, wantonly spread
on the floor and stinking of every kind of liquor she had managed to slog down
her throat that evening. That is to say, the scene formed a part of his last
glance at Alethea; Brantley hadn't noticed one of the alligators eating a
smaller one.
The only
person who noticed one of the alligators was missing was Willie, who had rushed
over to the Hotel as soon as he was well enough to get out of bed. There were
no traces, nothing to indicate where the animal had gone. The wire dome was still
firmly bolted down. Willie lived in the fear that the missing animal would be
found by one of the guests, and that would surely be the end of the alligators.
After the war
the Hotel was bought by the Lapwilers. Punk and Pokey were soon found floating
in the other pool with their white stomachs offered up to the gaze of Thomas Jefferson, dead
for lack of space and light and air and reason to live. In Pompey's pool, the
alligators disappeared one by one. Willie couldn't make heads or tails of any
of it, until he caught Cleopatra with Gatorina's paws and tail sticking out of
the sides of her mouth.
“Cleopatra!
You ole Jezebel! You done ate Gatorina!”
Cleopatra was
unmoved and burped.
“Pompey, you
been at it too! You been eatin' yoh friends, why dere's only two left in de
pool wid you. Doan I give you 'nuff to eat? Iffen I catch you at it, I'se
goneta bop you on de haid wid a brick, you scoun'rel. De new Boss already
talkin' 'bout doin' away wid de whole lot of you, and I cain’ blame him if you
be actin' like de animals you is.”
Pompey grew
longer and longer, extending the entire length of the pool. The bolts on his
dome were starting to loosen, as Pompey pushed on the dome a little bit every day
for weeks and weeks. He finally knocked two, then three, then all the bolts
loose from the marble. He reared up, pushing and grasping the rim of the pool
with his claws, he hoisted himself up onto the marble.
“Freedom at
last! Daylight, I'll have daylight, I’ve got to feel the sun. And the warm spot
in the other place, I shall have that too.”
But the doors
to the rooms adjacent to the Court were all locked shut. Pompey finally crawled
out of the main door to the court, tumbling down into the vast darkness of the
Lobby at four o'clock in the morning. The front desk clerk was sleeping and no
one noticed Pompey as he crawled over to the door to the side stairs and
started to climb. No one in the Hotel was stirring at this hour on Monday
morning; Pompey took advantage of his free reign. He climbed to the second
floor and pushed open the door to the hall. Carpeting.
“Oh, it's so
warm! The sun on my stomach, there'll soon be real sunlight.” He wandered up
and down the hall looking for it, and finally decided to settle down under a
Hepplewhite loveseat on the back hall.
Willie was
the only person to notice Pompey's absence in the morning.
“You done
gone and ate Pompey! Why, you rascal, you, I gwineter teach you a lesson. Wait
til I gets my hands on yoh two-tone throat. What? De cage is loose. Oh Lawd hab
mussy! Pompey's out again. What I goneta do?”
An elderly couple
from New Jersey was staying on Pompey's back hall, and when the sun came
pouring through the window, he trudged over and lay down in the light, sleeping
in beatific peace. Meanwhile, Willie was beside himself. If they found the
alligators loose in the Hotel, it was curtains not only for the alligators but
for himself as well. He thoroughly searched the first floor and when he got to
the second Floor, he heard a shriek.
“Oh my God,
Harold! There's an alligator in the hall! Help! Help!”
A door
slammed and Willie ran until he could see Pompey at the end of the corridor.
Pompey was now too heavy to be picked up by one person, so Willie calmed the
guest, called down to the front desk, and waited there until the new engineer
arrived.
Mr. Bendall
had only been at the hotel a few weeks, and had been hired by the new owners
specifically to supervise remodeling as economically as possible. He wasn't any
too pleased about going to remove an alligator from an upstairs corridor, but
it didn't bother him more than all that much. He pulled a Pall Mall out from
his rolled up shirt sleeve and lit it up as he surveyed the scene. The colored
boy was starting to get old, that's for sure. Bendall was not sure the two of
them could lift the ‘gator between them.
“Well, let's
go to it son. You grab him around the muzzle and I'll get him t'other end.”
“Yassuh.”
Pompey wanted
none of their fooling around and snapped at them, lashing his tail and causing
Bendall to crash down upon the screwdrivers strung across his butt. It shocked
both of them, and Willie the more so since there was no good reason he could
make up to apologize for Pompey's behavior.
“Goshdarnit.
We gonna have to do something about this ‘gator. I could whack him over the
head with a hammer oncet, but it's as likely to kill him as it is to stir him
up.”
Willie
remained silent. It was clear that both his and Pompey's days at the Jefferson could
be counted precisely. Bendall knew the ‘gator boy had been at the Hotel for
well over forty years now, prob'ly more, never could tell age with coloreds,
and took great pride in his ‘gators. Bendall didn't want to hurt the old boy's
feelings more than necessary. He'd be leaving soon anyway, the Boss had already
told him that much. So, might as well see about saving a little face here and
there.
“Of course,
we could tie his mouth shut. He can't be but too dangerous without all those
teeth wavin' 'roun’ in the air.”
“Sounds like
a good idear to me, Boss.”
Pompey didn't
know what was going on, but before he could take action, the two men had bound
his mouth shut with duct tape, hauled him downstairs, and thrown him into the
pool.
“Pompey, we
is done for now. We is really done for.”
“Willie, the
manager wants to see you.”
A little bit
of begging and a whole lot of pleading on Willie's part ensured that the
alligators would stay on, backed by promises that wouldn't be difficult to
keep.
The course of
history saw Pompey eat the remaining alligator and Cleopatra eat Waldo. Pompey
was finally alone in the foul water of the pool on Jefferson's right. Pompey
had always controlled everything, the pool, the court, the Hotel. But no
longer. It became increasingly difficult to keep the water in the pools clean,
and sure enough, it wasn't long before Cleopatra was found floating with her
throat to the air. But Pompey held on. Pompey would survive. Pompey had removed
all pretenders and encumbrances to his reign, all of them, and at last finally
ruled supreme. What was left to rule was worth but little, and worth it only to
Pompey. Decorum had lost its importance in the decrepit state of eternal night,
in the stench of water that reeked of ammonia and urine.
Willie too
knew that he could not continue for much longer. The suitcases got bigger and
heavier each passing month. And the steps to and from the rooms more numerous.
The old shuffling darky, once so discreetly prized by an august society was
losing footing to uppity high tone “Negroes” as they liked to be called, more
interested in advancing than in simply keeping their jobs. Willie’s era was not
passing; it was past.
The plans for
remodeling the Jefferson Court included covering up the two pools, but no one
dared mention the logical consequence that Pompey would have to leave. There
was the possibility of sending him to a local zoo, a new institution at a
private home built more or less at the same time as the Jefferson. The zoo had
even recently been donated to the municipality. That was the idea, but getting
the alligator there was going to be another problem. It was ignored for the
present.
Mr. Bendall
placed a drop cloth over Pompey's dome while they repainted the stucco
concealing the glass dome. Willie dutifully took the spattered canvas off every
night when he fed Pompey. Willie's hair was starting to fall out, and every
time he pomaded it down, more and more of it came off into his comb.
“Here you go,
ole Pompey, prime ribs wid de bones for you to chew on. You jes' keep eating
like you always hab, 'cept I doan know what we gwineter do iffen you keeps
growing. You gots to keep yoh tail curled round at de end if you wants it to
stay under water. Well now, you sleep tight, and I be in tomorry mornin' to put
dis ole sheet back over you, so's you don't turn white from de paint.”
Pompey rolled
over on his back, gloating in his domain of sordid triumphs. All the food was
his now, all the pool was his. All the world was his. No other ‘gators would
ever hinder his movements again. He drifted off into a near slumber.
Shadows moved
in the dark. A spark hissed downward through the grate into the pool, signaling
the end. Pompey turned and a terrible force shoved him through the pool hurling
him up against the grate, and smashed his cranium above the smoking water and
flash of eternity. The front desk clerk working the audit ROOM/$12.000 was
startled as he punched the wrong button. The grate yielded and Pompey's carcass
was hurled against the base of the statue. The front desk clerk locked the cash
drawer and dashed up the steps to see what had happened. The doors of the
Jefferson Court leaked the pungent smell of smoke into the Lobby. The manager
arrived instantly.
“Call the
night engineer. Tell him to clean up the mess, and dump the alligator into the
incinerator. And unless you smell more smoke, for Chrissakes, don't call the
fire department. The sirens'll wake the guests up.”
“An
explosion! Now it jes ain't possible. You shot him in de neck and trowed him
into de furnace, jes' like dey lynch niggahs and splash de bodies wid gas and
den trow dem into de bonfire!”
“Now look
boy, you’ve been working here longer than anybody else, but that don't mean you
can sass me. I'm the manager, and I can fire you just as quick as I can snap my
fingers.”
“You cain’
fire me! What I goneta eat? How I goneta live? You can shoot a alligator in de
neck, Yassuh, you sho can and did, but you cain’...”
“Willie
Carter, you're terminated.”
“I knowse
I'se angry Boss, but...”
“Terminated
means fired.”
“Fired! Oh
Lawdy law. What I goneta do? I ain't got no family, ain' got no job, and nobody
wants a ole dahky like me to start workin' foh dem, specialty after I been
fired. Dis Ho-tel gwineter hab de jinx now, and it's a startin' wid me. You
cain’ treat a guest like Pompey de way you did. And you cain’ treat me like dat
either. It's hateful.”
The new
accountant, Miss Chalkley rapped gently on the door and opened it without
asking permission.
“Mr. Garland,
there's a reporter here from the Times Dispatch. He said he heard
something about the..., about Pompey. Would you like to talk to him?”
“I do. I tell
him de truf! I tell him Pompey was murdered. I'll go out right now and tell him
everything!”
“I'll be out
shortly. Close the door,”
“I tell him,
Yassuh. I tell him de truf!”
“Now Willie,
let's be reasonable.”
“Reasonable?
You cain’ talk reason to me! I just another shifless niggah on de street what's
worked hard and ain't got nuffin’ to show for it. All I got's de truf. You ain’
got no right to talk reason to me!”
“Now Willie,
calm down. You still want a job?”
“Oh Boss,
I'se even too ole to be a bellboy no more. I knew you was fixin' to fire me,
what wid de new owner and all. But you got no right to go and treat Pompey like
you did.”
“Well now
Willie, I'll tell you what. I got a job here for you that's just what you need
now. You are getting too old to be a bellboy, we all know that. But I’ve got
something for you to get by on.”
“What's
that?”
“We need
someone to clean the Lobby at night. We're too busy during the day, and the
maids won't come in after dark. It's not hard work. All you’ve got to do is
dust off the furniture and push a broom around the floor. And it's easy work if
you do it every night. You'll get more money than being a bellhop since you'll
have a salary and won't have to depend on tips. Whaddya say?”
“I say well
it soun's not too bad, but you still got no right to do Pompey the way...”
“Fine. The
job has one condition. You go out there right now and tell that reporter that you’ve
been taking care of the alligators for the last forty-odd years. And that last
night, there was a small explosion caused by the presence of ammonia in the
water from the repainting of the Court. And that was the
accidental cause of Pompey's death.”
“But I cain'
lie, I got...”
“No job is
what you’ve got until you talk to that reporter. Besides, you don't know for a
fact how Pompey died. You weren't there. And the ammonia in the water is the
official story. You got it?”
“Yassuh. I
got it Boss.”
“Fine. After
you’ve spoken to the reporter, go to housekeeping and speak with Mrs.
Chesterton. She'll tell you everything you need to know about cleaning the
Lobby. You start tonight.”
“Yassuh.”
“And Willie?”
“Yes, Boss?”
“I don't ever
want to hear the word 'alligator' or 'Pompey' on your lips again.”
“Yassuh,
Boss.”
The next
morning, an article on Pompey’s spectacular demise appeared in the morning
paper; an unidentified bellhop was quoted as the source of the information.
Soon thereafter Richmond’s newly formed “Colony Club” literally bought
exclusive access to the Court, and installed a television set at the base of
the statue of Thomas Jefferson.
The curse had
begun, but the only two people in the Hotel who had any inkling why, were
Willie Carter and Thomas Jefferson. The succession of ill fated new owners
ignored the ancient laws of hospitality, which have rarely been violated
without just retaliation.
* * * * * * *
* * * *
Thomas
Jefferson stands alert, casting his eyes toward Albemarle above ordinary mortals
and the meagerness of everyday life, having earned his laurels and all due
respect. Tom glances at the statue and subconsciously taps his temple before
walking out of the corniced splendor of the Neoclassic sanctuary. No tracings
in the floors indicated where the pools might possibly have been. If he
remembered to ask Grandmother their location, he was certain he could probably
find them on the next occasion.
But he never
did.